1. I have a BLONDE personality.
2. My mum says I remind her of Bridget Jones.
3. Magic Stars are my favourite thing in the whole wide world.
4. I love wine, even though it makes me tearful.
5. I wish it could be Christmas everyday.
6. I want to live in Paris for a year, but I can't speak any French.
7. I always insert French words or phrases (which are often grammatically incorrect)into the middle of English sentences.
8. A cup of tea (in my Take That mug) always cheers me up, no matter what has happened.
9. I'm REALLY immature and laugh whenever anyone uses the word 'muff'.
10. I like sleeping better than being awake.
11. My definition of sexuality is Noel Fielding.
12. I'm kind of shallow and a bit of an air-head.
13. People who say they hate things that are 'mainstream' REALLY IRRITATE ME.
14. I'm proud of the fact that I like chavvy chart music and 'sellout' comedians.
15. I really love anything that is pink/fluffy/glittery/girlie.
16. Russell Brand makes me go a bit weak at the knees.
17. I'm really jealous of people who are articulate.
18. I'm really jealous of people who have interesting things to write about in their blogs, and therefore no need to rant about their job or wank on about their boyfriends...
19. I'm a shop-a-holic, and I'm not just saying that in a 'stereotypical girlie-girl' kind of a way, I actually DO think I have a problem; I've spent more than I've earnt since I started my job, I owe my mum about £700, and I have heart palpitations every time I walk past New Look.
20. I used to be overweight.
21. I'm now underweight.
22. I used to starve myself. It made me feel alive and dead at the same time.
23. I ALWAYS dance like nobody's watching, even when people ARE watching.
24. I don't get embarrassed easily, and I think regretting things is pointless.
25. My favourite song in the whole world is All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey.
26. Being in love scares me.
27. I feel sorry for people who have never been in love.
28. I like life to be a bit spontaneous.
29. I hate surprises, secrets, and 'jokes'.
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OK 29 THINGS - I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE THAT MANY THINGS TO SAY ABOUT MYSELF. I lose.