I'm so sunburnt it's ridiculous. I look like I've just eaten a whole bottle of nando's peri peri sauce or a jar of jalepino peppers or something (red is generally the colour my whole face goes if I eat ONE jalepino pepper, let alone a whole jar!) Obviously this is a v. attractive look. This is my own fault, as me, Alex and Naomi (yes I know this is grammatically incorrect but that's just how I roll...) sat in Naomi's garden all afternoon on the trampoline, revising eating and "talking about boys". The amount of customers I served today who commented; 'You look like you've caught the sun a bit, love!' was actually ridiculous. As if I'd failed to notice the colour of my own face, and hadn't been adressed as beetroot and cherry tomato by my 'lovely' boyfriend, and my 'lovely' duty manager, Clive, since I'd arrived at work! It's worse on my shoulders, it's really painful! I'm dreading having a bath/shower, as I have a feeling this will be something on a par with AGONY, so I'm going to put it off until tomorrow morning, which I know is incredibly skanky, especially in this heat, but I'm just an incredibly skanky kinda girl! :] Sam told me he still finds me attractive, even with a red face, so I can't look all that scary, unless he was lying, drunk and/or has EXTREMELY low standards.

OMG - never realised you could change your font colour, have literally NEVER been so excited!!!!