Ten reasons why I am inconsolably LES MISERABLES today:
1) Stayed up till 6AM doing coursework last night.
2) Still have coursework to do.
3) Have skanky hair but no time to shower before work because of coursework.
4) Have to go to work.
5) Sam will see me with skanky hair.
6) Will miss Neighbours because of work.
7) Will miss Eastenders because of coursework.
8) Will have to stay up late doing coursework.
9) Will not finish coursework.
10) Will have no coursework to hand in tomorrow.
I think I may cry or possibly explode.
Oh and also I put on two pounds and my gym membership expired yesterday, but I can't afford the money or time to renew it until next week. So not only do I have PANDA EYES, SKANKY HAIR, NO energy and NO coursework, but I am also well on the road to MORBID OBESITY!
And yes, all of the above are my own fault because a) I left my coursework till the last minute, b) I went to the cinema avec Rose last night so I didn't start my coursework till half 11 [Forgetting Sarah Marshall was ace though - Russell Brand BLATANTLY wrote all his lines himself!], c) I couldn't be bothered to wash my hair this morning because I was still basically asleep and my eyes were glued shut with last night's eyeliner, and tomorrow's despair AND d) I keep eating biscuits from the wastage tray at work.
But I still would like to exercise my right to wallow in it.
